Sunday, March 25, 2007


Just goes to prove that the italians can make even an utterly appalling car cool.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

This Seasons Top Tip!

I have a money saving tip for you, if you were thinking that this looks-warm-but-isn't weather means you should go on holiday for some looks-warm-and-is weather then STOP! Next time you go on a drive, chose a car with a sunroof (preferably a small European car e.g. Peugeot 205, Renault 4, 5, Clio, Fiat 500, Panda, Citroen (not a 2CV, that is never acceptable!) BX, AX etc). Then open the previously mentioned sunroof despite the temperature outside. Now here’s the clever bit: turn on the heater in the car! It’s like being in the south of France with warm breeze blowing over your skin! To add to the sensation drive a little more erratically and beep the hooter more than you would usually like they would on the continent. If you need persuading any more, buy a freshly baked baguette and place it on the passenger seat.

This was me on Wednesday (the one with the head out of the sunroof).

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Stolen Idea

I was thinking about the future of this blog and thought one day (when the whole world has seen the light and reads my blog regular) I could publish a book, or two. One with the all bad cars in and another with the best ones.
But the other day in Borders I noticed (to my disgust) Quentin Wilson had stolen my idea. Also he has sarcastically called a book of bad cars "Quentin Wilson's Cool Cars". Obviously this statement is an oxymoron and to illustrate the humor behind the title he has used a picture of a Morgan so there is no confusion.

The thought and comic merit that has gone into this book is undeniable, yet it wasn't in the comedy section.

PS If this doesn't make much sense to you, here is Quentin Wilson...

...and this is a Morgan.


Honestly if this you, you should be ashamed!